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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

tsundereslasher:

E.T., what about E.T.?

That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.

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#star trek

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ozymandias271:

has anyone in the Harry Potter universe looked into name-based divination

I’m just saying we have Dogstar Black the black dog, Wolf Moon the werewolf, Wolf Grey the other werewolf, Dragon Evil the evil dude in the snake-themed house and his parents Satan Evil and Self-Obsessed Evil, Lunatic and her father Lover-of-the-Strange the conspiracy theorists…

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bluandorange:

stephendann:

bluandorange:

bluandorange:

okay but can you imagine like

a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee. 

And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck. 

Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.

And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.

He comes with you to the car dealership, too. Because he’s so so sorry, also he gets military discount, so he can help you.
he is so so sorry

So apologetic, Captain Canada makes fun of him (very briefly and then apologises)

fUCK

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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You're a man who has everything, and nothing.
You're a man who has everything, and nothing.

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virtuosovillain:

Tom Hiddleston @ the 2014 Olivier Awards

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